Monday, May 12, 2014

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Rumors that Chairman of the United Democratic Party (UDP), Alberto August was having an extramarital relationship with a younger woman were confirmed over the weekend when a nasty exchange ensued between August’s wife, Nyani Azueta-August and his purported  love interest, Shawn Pacheco.

Nyani who is August’s wife since December 28, 2002 and reportedly also driver for the maniacal UDP Chairman went in on the voluptuous young nemesis, Shawn Pacheco who wasn’t shy about telling Mrs. August where to jump off. Seems that Mrs. August got a hold of Pacheco’s cell number and texted her numerous times on Saturday, May 10th. Pacheco who is not known to be shy unleashed in a  rant on her Facebook status telling Nyani that she is not fazed by the messages, “yo (your) husband loved what he was getting…so deal with that. Bring it on,” Pacheco challenged.

“Deal with him, not me” Pacheco chided, “If you were taking care of your man – he would not be having a sweetheart…I don’t give one F! I’m done with his old ass,” Pacheco ranted. As for how old Chairman August really is – that’s still out with the jury. Either August has multiple personality disorder or he has a lot of time on his hands.

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NBZLive located two Facebook profiles on which he published two different dates of birth. On one he gave his DOB as August 1, 1970 which would make him 43 years old. On his other page, he offers his DOB as October 2, 1962 which would make him 51 years old. We’ll work with the latter since he does look “old” enough to be 51. On another social media site, the Chairman confirmed his age to be 51 years old. It begs the question – who is Alberto August? Will the real Alberto August please stand up? Reliable sources have confirmed to us that he has several aliases on Facebook which he uses to attack the opposition, PUP and their supporters.

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News of the chairman’s philandering introduces a new facet of his personality. What “it” was that was “all good” that Shawn Pacheco enjoyed of August, we can only speculate. But the young beauty is done/has been done with August’s “old ass”! The chairman, “loved every bit of it” and he still wants “more” Pacheco said on her page. But August won’t be getting anymore of “it” because Pacheco emphasized that she has been done with his old (51yrs, half a century and counting) “ass” since January! Pacheco ended her rant with the same question that we here at NBZLive would like to have answered, “who the F^#k is Alberto O. August?” If you know – don’t be shy to inform us.

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The romance between Pacheco and the philandering chairman is all sorts of wrong – we say that because, August is an fanatic UDP, bordering on psychotic. He’s known to be a repeat wife beater. Pacheco claims to be a PUP – so how the two got together romantically is totally absurd but with August, there’s no telling. If there’s any comfort to he had, even if perverse, we say “kudos” to the chairman for reforming himself. We welcome hearing of him loving women than beating them up or throwing bricks into their windshield like his party colleague, Patrick Faber, the Minister of Education did. To paraphrase the song by Helen Reddy, that ain’t no way to treat a lady, your woman, your friend, your wife, your driver, office assistant and newspaper editor.”