Thursday, May 15, 2014

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We never gave UDP Chairman, Alberto August much credit for his acumen and he has always portrayed himself as an unsophisticate willing to stoop to whatever low to advance his party’s diabolical political agenda. August will forever live in infamy for being the head of the disbanded Security Intelligence Service (SIS) which existed primarily to listen in on the private telephone calls of political opponents.

We’ve known that he’s a habitual wife beater but what didn’t know is that he also likes women…lots of women. As the saga involving his recent former love Shawn Pacheco continues to unfold, we’re getting a much more close up look at the philandering chairman. In this installation, we learn now that he’s not really the discriminating type – becoming amorous with men and/or women is no biggie for the chairman. Shawn Pacheco will give us a vivid insight.

August has gotten himself into a pickle of a different kind and if he possessed any acumen at all, he would (a) keep his junk in his pants and (b) shut his trap, his life would be less of a mess. To Ms. Pacheco, we say a big THANK YOU for exposing the scumbag for what he is.

Since the scandal broke late Monday, (and we’re glad to be part of exposing August) a flood gate has literally opened and August’s bedroom business has toppled out for all to see. NBZLive thanks August for helping us with the salaciously entertaining content.

In an effort to save face, August sent out this email shortly after the scandal broke late on Monday.

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After pledging his so called love for wifey, driver, secretary, newspaper editor, Nyani, the embattled chairman went on their party’s station, Wave Radio and unleashed on his former love interest, Shawn Pacheco with his usual vitriol. He even denied having an affair with the beautiful and voluptuous young woman. Mistake!

That was a dumb move on the Chairman’s part and the UDP might want to take a second look at their choice for chairman – just saying. The shoe is on the other foot because ordinarily it is a woman who bears the embarrassment for being with a married man – well not so in Shawn Pacheco’s place – and August should have known better and kept his clappers shut!

After Chairman August’s performance on Wave Radio on Wednesday, Shawn Pacheco served up another expose sparing her audience on Facebook very little for imagination. She even offered a photo collage of her and the chairman. We only wished that she put her picture first or didn’t include August at all. She is by far more pleasing to the eyes. We get it – he’s an ugly “old ass”….ugly in more ways than one.

On her Facebook page Pacheco reiterated that she “was the sweetheart of Alberto August since the 26th of January.” They met on Facebook on September 4, 2013, she said. She expressed disappointment over what August said on Wave and then proceeded to set the record straight, dropping a few F-bombs along the way.

“I don’t care what that f^#k*ng asshole has to say…..Alberto August, please don’t let me get raw on Facebook,” she exclaimed. “You’re the one who who took me to Cayo and I spent the night with you. Tell your wife the truth!” “When you were with me, you had me everywhere with you.” August even took Shawn to Orange Walk Town. Something happened there which she didn’t divulge…yet. Pacheco has contacted NBZLive to provide us with an exclusive which we will take her up on – so please stay tuned for that.

Pacheco mentioned that her family will not be pleased about all this and we’re not sure how to interpret that. According to Ms. Pacheco, Alberto was the one that chased after her. August placed a lot of desperate calls to lament that his wife was “tripping” on him about the affair. That we question and we think that August was just trying to present himself as being the vulnerable. Sick puppy. We don’t buy it because we’ve heard of the beatings he’s put on his wife, Nyani Azueta-August. But even though Mrs. August was “tripping”, August still pursued the relationship with Pacheco. In fact, they took another trip to Cayo District where August resides with his family! Imagine the possibilities!

According to her, they visited the Princess Casino, San Ignacio in the company of Wave radio personalities, Alfonso Noble and Joe Bradley who were all over her, kissing her and holding her. August got in on the fun and wasn’t acting like he had a wife then, According to Shawn. The chairman has a freaky side, we see. The thought of Joe Bradley, the Chairman and Alfonso Noble together…..priceless!

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August might be in a loveless marriage (at least that’s what he tried to convince Ms. Pacheco of) and he might have been infatuated with the beautiful, younger Shawn Pacheco. “All you ever asked me to do was to love you,” Pacheco said. “We had some good times….I won’t lie….I was good to you,” she concluded.

We don’t think this is the last we’ll hear from Ms. Pacheco. As for the Chairman, he could do himself some good by just shutting his face up. Reports of him abusing his wife, his philandering and fathering children outside which he has denied and obviously not maintaining is grotesque enough.